Monday, August 6, 2007

What is MARKETING~

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
That’s Direct Marketing

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,“He’s very rich. Marry him.”
That’s Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
That’s Telemarketing

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich “Will you marry me?”
That’s Public Relations

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich, I want to marry you.”
That’s Brand Recognition

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me”She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s Customer Feedback

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How come it is so familiar?
u did tell us this joke b4?

Good luck for the reports~

leiming

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